Food jokes
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!