Hay jokes
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
who wouldnt?
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.