Hay

Hay Jokes

Cow

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

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  • Farmer

    What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

    One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

    Dick

    What did the balls say to the dick?

    Hey dick, how's it hanging?

    Test

    Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

    Son: Ok dad.

    AFTER TEST

    Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

    Son: Son?

    Husband

    Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

    Wife: Aww, thanks.

    Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

    Cowboy

    Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?

    A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    Mouse

    How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?

    The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).

    Cheese

    What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?

    "Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"

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  • Cow

    What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

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  • Sarcasm

    People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

    "Hey, how do I look?"

    "With your eyes, Joe."

    Orphan

    Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

    Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

    Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

    Orphan: About 200 years.

    American

    American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

    Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

    Guy

    How it be when the new guy takes too long...

    Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

    Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

    Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

    Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

    Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.