Hay jokes
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
who wouldnt?
Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?
Son: Ok dad.
AFTER TEST
Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?
Son: Son?
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.