What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
What did the balls say the dick
Hay dick how's it hanging
Q:what did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy. A:hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What do gay horses say? "Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
orange: hey pear: hey orange: no hay!
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
Hay don’t take my toy what are you going to tell your parents
Husband: Hay honey words can’t describe how beautiful you are. Wife: aww thanks Husband:But numbers can 0 out of 10
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
hay look its uranus coming from the sky
Hay can you help me to her on no that is gross I ment my car
