Vegetable Soup Recipe

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it's unexpected. You think they're just gonna make some soup, but BAM! They try to cram a whole wheelchair in there. It's morbid because wheelchairs are for people who are disabled, and it suggests the person might be trying to... well, you know, *deal* with their disability in a rather permanent way. And get this: You probably can't cook. I can tell.