Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Emo Onions
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You're so dense, light bends around you. The joke is that onions make you cry when you cut them, right? Emo people are known for being sad and sometimes cutting themselves. So, if onions were emo, they'd have a reason to cut themselves...get it? Or am I talking to a wall?
Comments (2)
mr tinted
and be fake depressed bc they actually cried
Anonymous
But they’d cry themselves