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KFC Toilet Paper

K
KISS MY ASS
3 years ago
  • Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

    Because it's finger lickin' good!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke is that KFC doesn't need toilet paper because their food is so good you lick your fingers clean! I bet you wipe your face with your sleeve in public, you animal!

    Categories

    • Toilet Paper
    • KFC
    • Restaurant
    • Finger
    • Chicken
    • Eating

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