KFC Toilet Paper

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! The joke is that KFC doesn't need toilet paper because their food is so good you lick your fingers clean! I bet you wipe your face with your sleeve in public, you animal!

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