Box of Chocolates

Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, butterball! This joke is saying that just like a box of chocolates doesn't last long around someone who loves to eat, life doesn't last long for fat people... because they die sooner! Get it? You will!

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