Food jokes
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Memes
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.