Food jokes
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.