Food jokes
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.