Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
me,'' i came home laughing'' parents,'' what's wrong'' me,''the teacher asked everyone a question luckily i was the only one who had known'' parents,'' good for you johnny what was the fantastic question your teacher had gave everyone and only knew'' me,'' well its kinda complicated but here it goes'' parents,''what is it'' me,''WHO FARTED.''
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
What are two things you could call a fart?
Gass from the ass or oter from the motor!
Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
What do you call a farting boxer???
Gaseous Clay
how do ducks fart out there butt quack
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Teacher: Johnny can you use a sentence with definitely in it Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them Teacher: of cause not Johnny Little Johnny: then I’ve definitely shat myself
I farted in my grandma ́s breathing machine
Confusios Ssay "man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew"
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
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So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
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One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
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