Fart jokes
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Poopy, farty, pee.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Fart a lot.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!