Fart jokes
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Memes
Poopy, farty, pee.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Fart a lot.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂