Fart Jokes

Why don’t butts ever win at cards?

Too many FARTS

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit

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why did hittle kill himself because he wanted to buy car but the hittler farted

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fart a lot

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Dark..Humor :)

Q : What did the butt say to the face? A: It farted

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING

Your so skinny if someone farts on your direction you will fly away

i like it when girls poop it rely hot. i like the big but orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange i lik alot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get big weniro when i think about big farting girl

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3 men go to hell, Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer you go to heaven. The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers he goes to hell, the next man asks if he knew how to make furniture he goes too, the third man poke a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said " nope this one "😂