Fart jokes
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
When I walk to school, I fart.
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.