Fart jokes
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Memes
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
Poopy, farty, pee.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Fart a lot.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.