So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Orphan Fart
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The joke is that the fart is called an "orphan fart" because it "ain't got no pop," meaning it has no father. Get it? It's a play on words, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! You probably think a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.