Fart Jokes

Anonymous
in Jesus

What did mother mary say when god farted? jesus christ you stink!

bootastic family
in NASA

How Jupiter was discovered.once there was a fat lady who farted yellow,orange,and peache.all that fart went to space and created a planet that nasa sall and went over their there but it smelled really bad

Anonymous

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

Master at work pls read this on stream

FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT

LOIN COCK..

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?? Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

blahaorder66

This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied “that’s your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!” The guy said “no, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!” The cashier says “that fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!” Guy says “I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!” Then another guy gets in line and says “I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse’s ass…no wonder he was always the butt of all jokes!”

Anonymous

Q : What did the butt say to the face? A: It farted

Lol

You smell like you farted FARTED harted HARTED A B honor rolls all Fs you retarded OHHHHHHHH

About this opportunity

Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds

Anonymous

what do you call a man with farts. DEEZ NUTS!

fartingboi
in America

i farted LOL

Peter Griffin

I love to smell skunks but i lick there stinky but its delicious my breath smell like fart

26447

Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn’t get the job

Wendy's free-shavacado
in Yo mama

Yo mama so old that when she farts she farts dust!!!

Anonymous
in Cheetah

why did the cheetah kill the lion because he farted. u89herwiuDFHweliufdgchweILUYFHDGUIWEHGFCDUKSAWhjduolwEHDXUOLkwhduowlejHFCOIUWEADXIOKAWJHDXIOKWEHDFUOJEHAWSDUJFHWEIFUHSIUEWSYHFIUWSEFUCHO;IEUFHE;WSUFHIWEUYHFIWSEUHFIUERHFIUEAHFCISRUEDHFCEIUWhjfiueWHRFIUWHRFIUQEHifduhewiourfchywoiUFHIUEHWFIUWHRFUWYHpfuheipuhfiuwHAFIUEHEAUHFDCUOEHDCUHeiufdhcedsuoHEFUHDSuhFUWEHIUFHiuwsefhciuewsdrhFUwaheIFUHWEujhcasiujheFOHwuehfdoqauihwfdujweHFIUHEWifhiuwseH

IK MY JOKES SUCK.

MY LIFE IS A JOKE

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

  • That girl was hot.
  • She’s my cousin!
Mr Big Fart

Ed is Ed in bed full of head.

Your welcome
in Insult

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit

Anonymous

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow 🌈 bridge to asgard.