I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Fart Jokes
*fart* 👀 Oops!
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
I farted how bout u?
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
An obese kid farts.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
When I walk to school, I fart.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
