Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
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Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected and vulgar punchline. Little Johnny cleverly uses the teacher's question about 'definitely' to reveal he's had an accident, turning a grammar lesson into a crude joke.
Bob
One of my favourite
freshfry
DISGUSTING lol
Mr Nice guy
gross
Kaylynn
Good one lol