Little Johnny's Definite Accident

The humor comes from the unexpected and vulgar punchline. Little Johnny cleverly uses the teacher's question about 'definitely' to reveal he's had an accident, turning a grammar lesson into a crude joke.

• Shit
• Sentence
• Little Johnny
• School
• Teacher
• Fart

• Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
• The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. “I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?” “From my father,” said Johnny. “Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.” “I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
• A teacher asked her class “what is sex?” Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?” The teacher faints.
• The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"