Fart Jokes

calebpashby
in Cheetah

why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.

Arthur
in Clown

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

Jayce
in Cheetah

Why did a cheetah fart it needed more gas.

The Special

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts “I love my country!”, Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, “I love my country”, finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, “I love my country!”

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, “What’s so funny?” And the boy says “When I farted my house blew up!”

Xander The Joke God

why was the people’s wedding so miserable… cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding

in Gas

TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!

wonderdragon 🐲🐉
in Cheese

someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?

Jon
in Boy

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn’t need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. “What’s so funny?”, he asks. “Daddy farted and the house blew up,” said a singed little boy.

Anonymous
in Bullying

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

in Face

yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you asshole

Anonymous

fart 👀 oops😆

FoxTyper On Nitro Type

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.

Anonymous864

whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

Mail man tom

19_What’s the difference between a woman and a freezer? Freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she farted Big Shaq took off his jacket

Anonymous

what do you call onions and beans tear gas

Techfather11
in Computer

Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows

Daddy Milkie
in Orphan

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold’s fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens’ 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

Anonymous
in Duck

how do ducks fart out there butt quack