Fart jokes
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.
A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Poopy, farty, pee.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!