Fart Jokes

When I walk to school I fart

I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.

Why did a cheetah fart it needed more gas.

someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?

i farted

whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out

what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.

love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”

what do you call onions and beans tear gas

Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows

TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.