Flatulence jokes
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
I farted.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Fart <3
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.