Flatulence jokes
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
Yo mama so stupid that she shit and farted on you, asshole!
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
This making me laughing so much! 🤣🤣🤣
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Fart <3
I farted.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!