What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.
A blast from the past
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
i farted
