What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Donāt fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess thatās what you call āFLATāulence
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.
A blast from the past
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
i farted
