Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Exodus
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Im Better Nerds
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Expectation Vs Reality
My ex was orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb.
I said, “Awww, are you an orphan”?
He said, “Yes, what gave me away?”
I said, “Your parents.”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam