I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Exodus
Im Better Nerds
Dark Humor Is Just Like Water,
Some People Get It Some People Don't.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.