Egypt jokes
"Tayam, I am."
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!