Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Tayam i am
