Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!
Yo mama is so old she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane? Osmoses.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal". The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan". Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
Why do orphans get confused what ancient Egypt because he won’t know what a mummy is
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle? Because she's dead.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
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Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt- they don't know what mummies are
