Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Johnny comes home all proud 'cause he knew the answer to a question. Turns out, the big brain-buster was "Who farted?" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda gross. You see, questions usually involve hard thinking and Johnny makes it seem like he is smart but actually it's just a dumb fart. It's like when you think you're gonna ace a test and then you realize all the answers are in crayon.
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