Family jokes
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
This is so true
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I think one of my dads might be gay.