Family jokes
My dad is unlucky.
Yo mom!
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Memes
Yo momma!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"