Family jokes
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?