Mis steak jokes
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
I am mis-steak.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.