Mis steak jokes

My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.

I am mis-steak.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

What do you call a steak that tastes bad?

A MISsteak.

Waitress: What can I get for you?

Me: I'll have a steak.

Waitress: How would you like it?

Me: Immediately!

What do you call an idiotic cow?

A mis-steak!