Mis steak jokes

What do you call an idiotic cow?

A mis-steak!

I am mis-steak.

My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!

A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"