Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try!"
Butterfly Punishment
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up! The joke is about a dad trying to teach his daughter a lesson about killing stuff by taking away her butter when she offed a butterfly. But when she kills a cockroach, which is a pest, the dad says "Nice try" 'cause she's technically doing him a favor. You probably need me to explain it 'cause you're just as likely to eat a bug as get rid of it.
Comments (1)
Dad
So she didn't get any cock for a month?