Family jokes
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!