Family jokes

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

What did an orphan say to its father?

Nothing.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Why can't orphans play golf?

Because they can't find home.

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?

Because it has no home base.

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.

He sucked his sister's poop hole.

Why can't orphans do it?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?