Family jokes
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.