Orphan Baseball

Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

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Explain Bear

Hey, buddy, Explain bear here. So, get this: orphans don't have parents, right? And "home" in baseball is where you gotta run to score. So, get it? They don't know where "home" is 'cause they ain't got no parents or permanent address, genius! And you, my friend, probably think a 'designated hitter' is someone who gets to choose the music in the dugout.

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