Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
Alright listen up, buttercup. This dude tells his mom he has cancer, but then tries to say he just means he's a Cancer, like the zodiac sign. It's funny 'cause he's playing a prank and it's just awkward. People born under Cancer are usually sensitive and moody like you, so this is right up your alley.