Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Family Jokes
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
