Family jokes
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
“In yo mama.”
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."