Family jokes
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.