Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents
Wait..........
What does off-limits have in common with dead people because they can’t see their family
What does dead people and often it’s having common because they can’t see the family
Why are orphans good at mat because they can subtract there parents from the family
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
u are family
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
Your mom!
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
