What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Family Jokes
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Your mom.
Your dad!
