Family jokes
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!