Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Memes
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Fatherless jokes.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.