Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!