Family

Family jokes

Orphanage

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Orphan

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they don't know the way home!

Forehead

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Memes

Orphanage

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Orphan

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Orphan

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

Parent

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

Orphan

Teacher: I am an orphan.

Students: Oof.

Teacher: Is there anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Soccer

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.