Family jokes

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.

AKA, you're up for adoption.

What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?

They are all insane comebacks!!!

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What is a "dad?"

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!