Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Family Jokes
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
