Family jokes
Mommy?
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?