Family jokes

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to see his parents.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.

Teacher: I am an orphan.

Students: Oof.

Teacher: Is there anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.