Family jokes

What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?

Fruits get picked.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to see his parents.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have nowhere to run home.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.