Family jokes

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

Because most kidnappers use a family van.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.