Family jokes

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.

What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.

Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Your new father!

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Your dad has a huge PP.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don’t know where home is.

What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?

Boomerangs come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

How are orphans and apples different?

One gets picked.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.