What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. Real dark. It's funny because it's so messed up. The joke sets you up to think about a nice Christmas gift for a disabled kid, but then BAM! Cancer. It's funny because it's unexpected and awful. You probably laughed, you sicko.