Family jokes
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
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Daddy, where's my anus?
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
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When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.