Family jokes
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
You're mum.