Family jokes
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Memes
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Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.