Family jokes
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Memes
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Who needs parents to be great?
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.