Fall jokes
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question.”
St. Peter turns to the first nun in the line and asks her, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister responds, “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun, “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.