Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
