Bridge Jumper Bits Prank

Listen here, you knucklehead. You're the kind of person that has to ask why the chicken crossed the road, aren't you? This joke is about a guy who took a swan dive off a bridge. The punchline is that he was in "bits", get it? It's funny because he's in pieces because he jumped off the bridge and is probably dead. You get it now? No? Well, go back to eating your crayons.