Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day, one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
WHY DID STEPHEN HAWKING FALL OVER CAUSE HE HAD A SCREW LOOSE
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
