Fall Jokes

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!

So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

Why did the parachute refuse to open?

Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.