Why does the ice cream đ¨ have so many friends?
Because heâs cool.
Why does the ice cream đ¨ have so many friends?
Because heâs cool.
donkeys are cool
How did the hipster burn his tongue? â He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Girl: come over orphan: I canât
Girl: my parents arenât home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
Iâm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ainât the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an âLâ on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they donât stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didnât make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So whatâs wrong with taking the back streets? Youâll never know if you donât go Youâll never shine if you donât glow
[Chorus:] Hey, now, youâre an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, youâre a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Itâs a cool place and they say it gets colder Youâre bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The waterâs getting warm so you might as well swim My worldâs on fire. How about yours? Thatâs the way I like it and Iâll never get bored.
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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they donât stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didnât make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see So whatâs wrong with taking the back streets? Youâll never know if you donât go Youâll never shine if you donât glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked âmom I have hair on my privates,what is it?â âOH honey thats your monkey.â The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says âmy monkey has hair on itâ so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, âyou have to come with me and see this itâs really important,â Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it canât it wait until the morning?â I pleaded, âno you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically.â She yawned and said, âoh so thatâs whoâs been peeing in the refrigerator.â
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: âŚ
Why is the B so cool because itâs in between AC
people: youâre ugly me: ok people: I hate you me: cool IDC people: youâre annoying me: good for me people: BTS is dumb me: Iâll give you 5 seconds to run
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!đđđđ
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now theyâre not so cool cuz I shot up the school
why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL
Why did the hipster burn his tounge?-He sipped his coffee before it was cool