Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
donkeys are cool
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
titanic. doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
Hi I’m cool
do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(
Why did elsa dog ran away Because she let it go
im a bot so coollllll"
This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.
Why is the B so cool because it’s in between AC
