I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had aids.
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
What is the best way to catch a baby fron falling off the roof, With a pitchfork.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that's my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds "those are my headlights." He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down "daddy whats that?" The dad replies "that's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says "you can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see's them going at it he then yells "mommy turn on you're headlights daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
When Stephen Hawkings falls I'll who does he call the ambulance or the technision
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so dam blind.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it died.
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
