Fall jokes
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?
Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.