How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Alright, listen up, you dummy. So, like, an Apple (the company) and an emo person are in a tree, right? Get it so far? Okay, good, I didn't think you could. Then Paul Walker, the actor, crashes into the tree, knocking them down. It's dark humor because Paul Walker actually died in a car crash. Hope I didn't lose you there, genius.
AnonymousX
Why did quandale dingle cross the road. because his name was Tanner Budd
Anonymous
Darkest joke ive ever heard, respect!