Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Cannibal's Five-Second Rule
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The joke plays on the idea of a cannibal treating a fallen person as food. The "five-second rule" is a common rule of thumb that says food dropped on the floor is safe to eat if picked up within five seconds. The humor comes from the dark twist, implying the cannibal will eat his friend.
DasKitKat06
I made this one up myself UwU
Rayyyy
Aw @DasKitKat06 do you didn’t stopping getting jealous also who tf says “UwU” anymore like f*ck off
Anonymous
@Rayyyy Very rude, but I do not care about your opinion. If you are always this judgmental because you can’t get off without bullying someone, do everyone a favor and stay off the internet.
Hailey ❁
This one's sad... 😂😭
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