I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …
so Trump can’t tweet it.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. Feminists can’t change anything.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.
How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminist can change anything
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? – Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.