Wife

Anonymous

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Box

Person

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Life

Anonymous

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.

Puns

Anonymous

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

Legs

Anonymous

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

Girl

Anonymous

My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

Beat

Aynomous

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black

Name

Mr.Randoms

There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Light

Anonymous

What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing

Light

Anonymous

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

German

Anonymous

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? – One. They are efficient and don’t have humor.

Light

Anonymous

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

Light

Anonymous

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

Light

Anonymous

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.

Doctor

Jake Paul

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

Trump

Anonymous

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …

so Trump can’t tweet it.

Wife

Coderon

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password

Tree

Advait Atharv

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

Marriage

Anonymous

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? – Because they change theirs more often.

Tree

Shrutik

Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says “I look like a brain”, Cashew says “I look like a kidney”, Banana says "can we change the topic please? "

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