I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
How much women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
