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Face Jokes

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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What’s the difference between a Michael Jackson and a shopping bag.

Is a dangerous for kids if put on their face the other one is used to carry groceries

You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her

bunger got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipediahttps://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or ...

Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her "why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?" His mother replies "to make myself beautiful Johnny." A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"