New Face Jokes

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face.

We need to circumcise that one.

Little Jim’s friend told him that if he farts he will give him a tenner little Jim tries to fart but he poos him self and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies face

I told my mom do you want to see a magic trick she said yes. I said you are going to have hot dog and cream pie together. My mom said no I'm not, but I told my mom I'm going to need your assistance. First I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attach to me which she did, the next minute my mom has a cream pie over here face. Then I told my mom you see you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together. Then my mom said when you are you right you are right.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Your Hairline so Ugly it’s receding from your face to never see you

Ms Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that. Little Johnny: Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs

Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"