I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Toy Cars in the Bedroom
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you uncultured swine. You thought the dude was talking about sex toys, right? Like, the kind that are designed to be used in the bedroom? Nah, he's talking about toy cars. Hot Wheels, to be exact. Get it now? The wife was probably thinking dildos and got toy cars instead. That's why her face was all messed up.
Shadow
LMFAO!!!!!!
Chri5
damn