Face Jokes

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

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What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.

what did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week? a face full of sperm

I told my dad, " I just thought of something funny." He said, ..." Your face?"

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.

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The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5 year olds face

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts