Face Jokes

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth

Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.

what should i sell my dragon for dragon thez ball across yo face

what do you call an emos face

elmo's son

I love friends

Your head is so small even a fly could eat it

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer

Your face is so big that not even you can see it

Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me

what is an emos most hated game... hangman

because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

What're you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

I told my dad, " I just thought of something funny." He said, ..." Your face?"

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!