Face Jokes

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.

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I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

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what is the point of buttchinns? To catch flies

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈