Face jokes
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Ur face.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Your face is a joke.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
His face.