Face jokes
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Imagine a dragon š¤.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: Thatās funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, thatās funny because I gave them the fine!
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. š¤£ššµ
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
My face.