Face jokes
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you see past that forehead?
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Memes
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Ur face.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.