Face jokes
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
How do you see past that forehead?
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Ur face.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.