Box of Chocolates

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. You know how life is supposed to be sweet like a box of chocolates? Well, this joke is saying nah, it all just melts and goes to sh*t. Just like your brain after trying to understand basic instructions.

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