I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
yo mama is soo stupid, because when see gave birth to you she asked for a receipt!
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck,
You are so ugly when you was born your mother asked for a receipt.
