Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
Hey, genius. The patient is nervous 'cause it's their first surgery, and the doctor says it's their first time too! Like, what kinda doctor hasn't done surgery before? You probably think doctors come out of med school knowing everything. News flash: they gotta learn sometime, and you wouldn't want to be their first patient, would you?