Expectation jokes
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
No joke.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.