Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
How’d the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
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