Calorie Burning

  • They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke is that people don't run 8 miles in 30 seconds. People can't even run one mile in 30 seconds. The fastest mile ever run was around 3 minutes. Sex doesn't last that long for most people, so there is no way they are burning that many calories!

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